What Kind Of Pizza Is This
The pizza guy didn't know what to think,
when he was met at the door by my pig Rink.
He shrieked and freaked and ran back to his truck,
dropping the pizza on the ground, just my luck!
Rink pounced on the pie like it was his,
then stopped, hey-what kind of pizza is this?
He washed his mouth out, he did yes ma'am,
cause it would be wrong for a pig to eat ham!
Have a happy day:@)