We've planned and prepped,
soon the day will be here.
Wishing you good company, great food,
and lots of Thanksgiving cheer!
Ok folks, how about some corny jokes for the kiddy table:
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Eat much, stay safe and play nice:@)
