Hi everyone! Here we are at the end of summer and quickly approaching Labor Day! I thought this kitschy humor might give you a chuckle so I'm joining
Seasonal Sunday.
(Hey, he seemed to like it:@)
Job History
-My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't
concentrate.
-Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they
gave me the ax.
-After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.
-Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
-Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
-I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.
-My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
-I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
-Next was a job in a shoe factory - I tried but I just didn't fit in.
-I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income.
-I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
-I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
-So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
-After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
-My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always
the same old grind.
-So, then I retired...and found out I was perfect for the job!
Have a great Sunday!
