-My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't
concentrate. -Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they
gave me the ax. -After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly
because it was a sew-sew job. -Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting. -Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme. -I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard. -My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. -I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. -Next was a job in a shoe factory - I tried but I just didn't fit in. -I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my
net income. -I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining. -I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. -So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. -After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it. -My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always
the same old grind. -So, then I retired...and found out I was perfect for the job!
Have a great Sunday!