A to Z Christmas

Hey everyone! How about an A to Z list for Christmas!

A-Anybody remember to buy batteries???
B-Bundle up, it's cold out there!
C-Christmas cheer? Why yes, I'd love another glass:@)
D-Did that string of lights just go out? Honey...
E-Even kids that don't like math are counting down the days in December.
F-Fresh cut trees, fluffy marshmallows for hot chocolate and frosty windows.
G-Gotta get one last gift...
H-Ham is a beautiful thing, think scalloped potato and pea casserole with leftovers.
I-Is it going to snow? Hopefully enough for ambiance but not enough to cause travel problems.
J-Just keep checking items off the list until you get it all done.
K-Keep loved ones that aren't near in your thoughts and send warm wishes their way.
L-Laugh-seriously, it's good for the soul!
M-Mall??? You actually want me to go to the m-a-l-l???
N-No, the cat doesn't want to wear elf shoes. Yes, it would be cute.
O-Oh no, what do you mean Aunt Ethel isn't making the jello mold this year?
P-Perfection, that point during a snow storm that's so quiet you can hear the flakes hitting the ground.
Q-Quality time=special memories.
R-Resolutions start on January 1st-eat up everyone!
S-Santa Baby, hurry down the chimney tonight-woo hoo.
T-Twas the night before Christmas and I wish you peace and happiness.
U-Ugly Christmas sweaters-believe it or not my son wanted one for the office party this year!
V-Very pretty lights, save a night to just drive (or better yet, walk) around the neighborhood.
W-Winter wonderland=Crisp cold air nipping at your nose and knowing that a warm home awaits you!
X-Xtra munchies are always a good thing to have on hand. (I thought that was better than Xanax helps to make the season bright...)
Y-You gonna eat that last cookie... really!?! Why? Because it's mine-said while giving noogies.
Z-Zoo, what zoo? That's just the family visiting (see Y above:@)

Enjoy the season everyone!