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When good pigs go bad.
Que the music - Bad swine, Bad Swine, whatcha gonna do...
Harold thought changing his identity would fool the police, the fake driver's license gave him away.
Pink is the new bad.
"When pigs fly" does not refer to going 75 in a 40 MPH zone!
It's 11:30 PM, do you know where your pig is?
Pesky Pink Porcine Perp Procured!
You can run, but we're gonna get your hide!
Oh yea, I'll be here all week folks:@)
Any other thoughts?
Have a happy day!