Friday, August 26, 2011

Pig Alert!

Beep... beep... beep... We interrupt this blog with breaking news...
Now, I'll be the first to acknowledge that I live in Philly and my total life experience with live pigs 
was passing two potbellied pets on my morning walk years ago... but, seriously???

Terrorize=Create and maintain a state of extreme fear and distress in someone; fill with terror.

I was terrified:
he'd find the kid's wading pool and never leave...
he would eat my garden...
he'd lay on my chihuahua...
my son would fall off his back before I got the picture...
my frisky beagle would fall in love...
we'd never be able to eat all that pork...
that much bacon would clog our arteries...
Uncle Eddie would hear of the pig roast and he'd never leave...

Any more?
Have a happy day:@)

On a serious note, looks like we're in for a nasty weekend here in Philly, as is the whole east coast. Obviously I'm hoping for nothing more than a bunch of rain and some wind. I have called off dinner with my sons on Sunday though, don't need anyone driving in that mess! If you're affected, please be careful.