You might be a redneck if...

My Home Depot lawnmower has a serious design flaw... There's this little spring, that is apparently very important that's exposed up front and as I mow around bushes, it keeps getting snagged/stretched/pulled off and causing the mower to either work at half power or not at all. So... I took a page from NASCAR and whipped out the duct tape! I remember a Dale Earnhardt wreck where they duct taped what was left of the car together and he finished the race. Well guess what, I finished mowing my lawn too:@)

Sometimes life ain't pretty, but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Have a happy day:@)