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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Labor Day Chuckle

Hi everyone! Here we are at the end of summer and quickly approaching Labor Day! I thought this kitschy humor might give you a chuckle so I'm joining Seasonal Sunday. (Hey, he seemed to like it:@)

Job History

-My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't 
concentrate.
-Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they 
gave me the ax.
-After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly 
because it was a sew-sew job.
-Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
-Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, 
but I just didn't have the thyme.
-I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the 
mustard.
-My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
-I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
-Next was a job in a shoe factory - I tried but I just didn't fit in.
-I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my 
net income.
-I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the 
work was just too draining.
-I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
-So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
-After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a 
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
-My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always 
the same old grind.
-So, then I retired...and found out I was perfect for the job!
Have a great Sunday!

22 comments:

  1. Love it! Thanks for the smile- I still have several years 'til I can get that job!

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  2. He, he, he. Thanks for the chuckle. Some of these are pretty cute.

    You have a great Sunday too.

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  3. lol. retirement sounds like a great job.
    Happy Sunday

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  4. "That is a GREAT resume"... AND I love the happy ending!
    Hugs to you , Donna

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  5. Too funny Lynn...good one..Hope you have a GREAT Sunday my Dear friend...Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

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  6. That was great! I had never seen this before. Cute!!! Love & blessings from NC!

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  7. lol.. just what I needed to finish up this busy saturday evening== a good chuckle.. thanks:)

    Sonny

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  8. That's me, retired, and yes, I'm perfect for the job!
    Thanks for the giggles. ~ sarah

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  9. Woot! I am perfectly retired and getting better at it. My third year of it is almost complete and I am becoming quite accomplished. hugs♥olive

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  10. Thanks for the grins...love the oj factory job :-)

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  11. Great giggles! Thanks. Laughing does the soul good.
    Blessings,
    Yvonne

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  12. Woohoo!
    How much fun-
    Enjoyed visiting,

    Laura
    White Spray Paint

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  13. Thanks for my morning giggle!

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  14. This is a good laugh and as we are reading it we're adding to it!
    I am going to print it out and take to family reunion today.
    Thank you

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  15. Groan....you did give us a chuckle but definitely mixed with a groan. Lqtm....instead of lol, I laughed quietly to myself. Double groan.

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  16. I'll have to read this to my husband...just his kind of humor!

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  17. Thanks for the laugh you funny girl! You are adorable and so is your little pink pig.

    hugs
    Sissie

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  19. So funny! Thanks for the laughs!

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  20. Tonight I am so tired that a laugh felt great. Thanks for making the heart lighter.

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  21. So fun!!

    So sorry to be visiting so late. Thanks so much for being a part of Seasonal Sundays.

    - The Tablescaper

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